Stan

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house. It’s weird being the same age as old people. When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected. Life is like a helicopter.  I don’t know how to operate a helicopter. … Read more

Have you ever been guilty of looking at someone your own age and thinking “Surely I can’t look that old?” You’ll Love this one. My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS Diploma, which showed his full name. … Read more

  Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.   The pro asked, “Did you guys have a good game today?”   The first old guy said, “Yes, I had three riders today.”   The second old guy said, “I had the most riders ever. I had five.”   The third old guy said, … Read more

The 12 commandments of growing old.. #1 – Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice. #2 – Consider “In Style” to be the clothes that still fit. #3 – You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off. #4 – Your people skills are just fine. It’s … Read more