Wisdom of Aging
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house. It’s weird being the same age as old people. When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected. Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter. […]
High School Reunion
Have you ever been guilty of looking at someone your own age and thinking “Surely I can’t look that old?” You’ll Love this one. My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS Diploma, which showed his full name. […]
New golf terminology
Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, “Did you guys have a good game today?” The first old guy said, “Yes, I had three riders today.” The second old guy said, “I had the most riders ever. I had five.” The third old guy said, […]
The 12 commandments of growing old..
The 12 commandments of growing old.. #1 – Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice. #2 – Consider “In Style” to be the clothes that still fit. #3 – You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off. #4 – Your people skills are just fine. It’s […]